The real microsoft!
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Poor Dracokon. All he was doing was browsing the web when his computer gave him the Blue Screen of Death. He pounded on the keyboard a few times, the motherboard beepbeepbeeping at him with each keystroke. He got up from his chair to get a cup of coffee, half-hoping that somehow all his unsaved work wouldn't be lost, when suddenly his computer exploded! Microsoft colors spewed out from all over, completely taking over his room. Helpless and caught off guard, he was swept onto his back as everything in his room melted into a swirling cauldron of liquid Microsoft goo.
He squirmed and tried to scream, but a tentacle shot into his mouth before he could do so. More tentacles burst from the liquid and trapped him, starting to envelop him in the goo and starting to slowly drag him downwards. Feeling himself slowly sinking, he tried to yelp again feeling another tentacle probe his ass, with another shooting outwards to cover his cock in a tightening layer of goo.
Eyes wide, he felt the tentacles in his mouth and tailhole expand as the goo started laying eggs into either end of his body, and he felt himself become uncomfortably horny as somehow the slime had began seeping below his scales into his skin. His now erect, throbbing shaft already begged for release, and unable to do anything but spread his legs wide, he was at the mercy of the ooze.
Some of the liquid on his shaft split off from simply grasping his shaft, now beginning to poke at the urethra. Slipping inside, it plugged him up, with the goo around his shaft holding him tightly as well, even as the chemicals invading his bloodstream made him feel ready to cum. His internal balls felt like they were about to burst. Microsoft was literally fucking him over, and he couldn't even cum!
Commission for Dracokon. Non-microsoft version also available, for those of you who just want straight-up tentacle goo porn. :3